cian @thisiscian@leafy.town

Too big to be a courgette, too small to be a marrow; tonight I dine on courge itself.

13°C when I wake up? The planet is healing

It's been a while since it's been too hot to sleep.

How on earth did I leave the house without a facemask? I'm still nervous about being outside!

Panic over, I can participate in capitalism again

Saturday: text from bank, card blocked
Saturday: call from bank, did you use amazon.es? No? New card time, it'll be 5 days
Saturday: your card was declined so Netflix have shut you off
Saturday: 5 days can't come soon enough

Monday: text from bank, your card will come in 5 days

Next Saturday:....???

You really do have to hand it to Glasgow

I've learned I don't want a rim knob, I just need safe passage

Trying to get some replacement parts for a door and it's seems like the world is insistent I google "Rim Knob"

I'm a cactus now

I got another knife delivery. I thought it would be a lot shorter (it's about 2cm shorter than my big knife), but it seems twice as sharp. Is sharpness inversely related to length?

Very glad I didn't get the 4cm "atom splitter" model.

Pair of troublemakers over here

I apologize for my filthy windows, but apparently my kitchen looks directly into a pigeon nest.

That or it's some sort of dimensional crack.

That episode of The Adventure Zone was so bad I had to unsubscribe, wowza

Watching a man getting eaten and thinking @creat probably loved this

I have to say, the meg is a cracker

Maybe this is what nietzsche meant by the curling of the monkeys finger

A new season of my favorite podcast is out, and I want to give it my full attention.

HOWEVER I'm hearing I have some sort of JOB with CONTRACTUAL OBLIGATIONS that's means THEY need me to WORK?!?

So this is what faust meant by a devil's bargain.

We finally achieved big cactus

I just have a need for knives and was willing to pay for someone to bring me the knives, it's not weird.