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Actually it's Knives Delivery, distinct from Knife Deliveries, a very specialised company.

Look, stop asking silly questions, of course it's not someone giving birth to a knife.

It's not the hottest new band, it's something I'm waiting on

Anyway we're both adults with full brains that work super well.

My story was essentially someone asking him to deliver a present to their wife and the mushroom says no, so I thought I'd set the bar low. Who knew Liz would go both under and over the bar by so much.

Liz just asked me for a story, and I made up a mushroom that rides a bicycle solving people's problems. I then said, everybody has a story from mushroom on a bike, and asked her for one:

Liz: One day the bike mushroom found a cute path in the woods. It was a mysterious path and he got lost.

Me: Then what happened?

Liz: That's the end, we never saw him again.

I can't get a photo of our friendly robins eating, or our shy blue it. But we have some feeder friends here

I would normally listen to it on bandcamp. This keeps it isolated from my other music lists so that it I'm not ambushed when my heart isn't ready. But now the algorithm has me figured out, so I guess I'm going to be crying in public more often now.

To illustrate it's power over me, I was playing an idle clicker game: this is literally just a dopamine delivering skinner box which has me at my most disassociated from my mind. Even at that emotional distance I was still blinded with tears and unable to breathe properly.

Spotify finally recommended a song from A Crow Looked At Me, an album guaranteed to make me breakdown in tears in any situation.

I should figure something out for rtilxrb, but I think it gives up gdoocrefnmzggvugm too quickly

Trying to figure out where my mystery falls apart with graphs

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