cian @thisiscian@leafy.town

A new season of my favorite podcast is out, and I want to give it my full attention.

HOWEVER I'm hearing I have some sort of JOB with CONTRACTUAL OBLIGATIONS that's means THEY need me to WORK?!?

So this is what faust meant by a devil's bargain.

@steph it has some sort of milk sac

@steph does it have nipples

@mysteronia in my eyes there is only cactus

@mysteronia what other plant

We finally achieved big cactus

@mysteronia I am satisfied that history will find me to be a recipient of some number of knives, via one or more deliveries

I just have a need for knives and was willing to pay for someone to bring me the knives, it's not weird.

Actually it's Knives Delivery, distinct from Knife Deliveries, a very specialised company.

Look, stop asking silly questions, of course it's not someone giving birth to a knife.

It's not an assassination either

It's not the hottest new band, it's something I'm waiting on

Knife Delivery

@olistiel

@olistiel I don't have bird feed and I might get a cat and I don't want to encourage future _balcony interactions_

Pigeons live here too

It's gin rummy season

Anyway we're both adults with full brains that work super well.

My story was essentially someone asking him to deliver a present to their wife and the mushroom says no, so I thought I'd set the bar low. Who knew Liz would go both under and over the bar by so much.